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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:22
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What is that one moment in your life when you felt "I am awesome"?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?
No way
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.